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<script type="text/javascript"> <!-- // expandinghead.net Quote = new Array(); Quote[0] = '"I did not have sex with \'that\' woman!" - Bill Clinton'; Quote[1] = '"Remember, A pat on the back is just a few centimeters from a kick in the ass!"'; Quote[2] = '"I invented the internet!" - Al Gore '; Quote[3] = '"Those are my principles. If you don\'t like them I have others." - Groucho Marx'; Quote[4] = '"The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do." - Harold Coffin'; var Number = Math.floor(Quote.length * Math.random()); var TheText = Quote[Number]; document.write("<center>" +TheText+ "</center>"); // --> </script>